Anonymous sent: I don't know who Ayn Rand is. Should I change that or just let it lie?

raptorific:

Imagine the baby that would result from a night of passion between Ebenezer Scrooge (before the spirits changed his ways) and Mr. Krabs from Spongebob. Now imagine that movie grew up and married the baby that would result from a night of passion between Yzma from the Emperor’s New Groove and Mr. Burns from the Simpsons. Now imagine the newlyweds had a baby of their own, and that baby was raised aboard a Ferengi Starship, where she was tutored in empathy and compassion by Lord Voldemort. Now imagine that baby grew up and someone told her that any opinions she might have or conclusions she might reach are based on objective logic and reason, and that anyone who disagrees with her is simply being irrational. Now multiply that person’s greed and heartlessness by 100 and you’ll begin to see something that comes close to resembling Ayn Rand.

purrityring:

ALL I DID WAS PAUSE NETFLIX SO I COULD GO GET OREOS IM HAVING A NEAR DEATH EXPERIENCE

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dlubes:

who knew a card in cards against humanity could remind me of high school

tinalikesbutts:

OH NO

WHATEVER SHALL I DO

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beyoncevevo:

6 selfies haha

coolator:

coolator:

hmm..

image

hmm..

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me exercising

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ihaveabsolutelynoidea:

survivors don’t have to be kink positive

survivors have every right to be angry or disgusted by incest or rape play

a survivors feelings are more important than your orgasm

Imma call you right back.

A nigga that ain’t callin you any time soon (via niggawitamacbook)

me

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you will never hear from me again

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21whore:

Lana Del Rey: Born to Die vs. Ultraviolence

Child: mommy I'm sick
Mom: yaaaaas bitch cause I am what? SICKENING
child: but mommy I've been throwing up
Mom: yaaaaaaaaaaas bitch gag on my eleganza