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solangehitme:

*wears mcDonalds bag as handbag* Moschino

notcallum:

the facts

profoak:

"oops"

bestpal:

infamousnfamous:

frog-and-toad-are-friends:

catbountry:

weeaboo-chan:

history1970s:

jackanthonyfernandez:

emes:

radioheadofficial:

liftingdrifter:

BOW DOWN TO THE LOBSTER LIFTING QUEEN

idk about yesterday’s total. Maybe like $150 with the 5 pairs of earrings?

Yeah I lifted a vibe from spencers too. A label on the side said there was a security device enclosed. That was a lie.

what the FUCK this bitch stole LOBSTERS that’s some real next level shit

loling about

1. stealing lobsters

2. making stealing lobsters part of your personal brand

I love everything about this

how the fuck do u steal a lobster let alone 2 im so done omfg

SHOPLIFTING TUMBLR IS FUCKING WILD

Wow.

Have fun when those lobsters die and start stinking up your house, because you just “stole” some living things that you presumably didn’t have the resources to actually care for so you could brag about it as part of your dumbass online baby-punk blogging brand you stupid FUCKING ASSHOLE

you do realize live lobsters are sold as food and this was prob her dinner that night……right?

I can’t take any of this right now

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thewarmind:

sadvaporwavebabe:

friendly reminder that ╮(─▽─)╭

we*boo is a slur (◡‿◡✿)

it dehumanizes otherkin who identify as fictional characters from japanese cartoons (anime) (⇀‸↼‶)

dont call me a we*boo im a FICTIVEKIN who happens to identify as someone who speaks japanese (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻

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kingofhispaniola:

That was her puppet day let her live lol

(Source: stillfuntodo)

glassesanddreads:

Ideal boyfriend:

  • is engaging for 20 hours +
  • always keeps me on the edge of my seat
  • makes me question things
  • is my favorite ever
  • is not a person
  • is the hit tv show orphan black

ewatsondaily:

SPOTTED IN BERLIN & SIGNING FOR FANS (MARCH, 14)

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its-tuesday-again:

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH STRAIGHT BOYS