BOW DOWN TO THE LOBSTER LIFTING QUEEN
idk about yesterday’s total. Maybe like $150 with the 5 pairs of earrings?
Yeah I lifted a vibe from spencers too. A label on the side said there was a security device enclosed. That was a lie.
what the FUCK this bitch stole LOBSTERS that’s some real next level shit
1. stealing lobsters
2. making stealing lobsters part of your personal brand
I love everything about this
how the fuck do u steal a lobster let alone 2 im so done omfg
SHOPLIFTING TUMBLR IS FUCKING WILD
Have fun when those lobsters die and start stinking up your house, because you just “stole” some living things that you presumably didn’t have the resources to actually care for so you could brag about it as part of your dumbass online baby-punk blogging brand you stupid FUCKING ASSHOLE
you do realize live lobsters are sold as food and this was prob her dinner that night……right?
I can’t take any of this right now
- is engaging for 20 hours +
- always keeps me on the edge of my seat
- makes me question things
- is my favorite ever
- is not a person
- is the hit tv show orphan black