Swedish Barnicle Balls

motherfuckingcheese:

blueeyeddrug:

rape—princess:

Nailed it.

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fuckyouajax:

relationship status:

citadelbloodbeard:

nemomynameforevermore:

GUYS I WAS AT THE LEAFS GAME WHEN THIS HAPPENED I WAS CRYING

A TRUE NORTHMAN.

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tibets:

2006 was a simpler time

lampsarepeopletoo:

i read this whole thing in an elderly asian mans voice

40maleuk:

demepls:

40maleuk:

give a white girl a pencil and she will draw an eye thats literally all they do is draw fukin eyes

Do you know why this is?  Because, newsflash, everyone does that.  Do you know why THAT is?  Because drawing one singular eye is easy to make look neat.  And if you draw something that looks neat, it makes you feel special and appreciated and unique.  

How about, next time, you stop being a sexist, racist, douche bag fuck?

this fukin site i swear to god

favorite female ensembles → the craft

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knifefarty:

if i had the power to control time i would probably just use it to sleep more

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